Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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