Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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