What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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