This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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