I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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