They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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