she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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