4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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