Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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