Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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