Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Dear god my vagina.
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