Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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