Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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