You really coming over, don't trick.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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