Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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