Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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