i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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