You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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