so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
ugly people sure do ruin things
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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