I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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