'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
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