im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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