Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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