let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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