i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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