I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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