I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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