brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Floor bacon is actually really good
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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