omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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