he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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