Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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