fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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