That's intense
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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