North Korea, Best Korea!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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