cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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