Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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