Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
It's just like the Real World with babies
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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