her vagine was all disorganized.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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