Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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