As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
It's Friday. Sex?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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