Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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