There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
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I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
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