You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
im about as happy as oj after his trial
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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