i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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