i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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