I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
The Olympian is in my bed
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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