a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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