why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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