What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I met the friendliest cop last night
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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