what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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