its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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