Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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