make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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